Student 1: Teacher, how big are the pyramids
Me: I'm not sure, I haven't been there. My parents visited before and they look big in their pictures.
Student 2: Your parents built the pyramids!?
Me: Yes, they did (sarcastically).
Student 3: Wait, really!? How old are your parents!?
Me: 5000 years old.
Student 2: HOW OLD ARE YOU!?
Me: 4975 years old. I am a vampire didn't you know?
Student 3: Teacher, what!?
Student 4: Of course she's not a vampire!
Later, the same conversation happened again with Student 3. Honestly...
Student: You protect your email and password from crackers.
Me: You mean a hacker
Student: no, a cracker. They crack codes. They're called Crackers.
Me: Yes, a hacker. A cracker is food